Yuppie priorities

A yuppie opened the door of his new BMW, when
suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it
off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage
to his precious BMW.

"Officer, looked what they've done to my Beemer," he
whined.

"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!"
said the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid
car, that you didn't even notice your left arm was
ripped off!"

"Oh, my gaaawd," screamed the yuppie, finally
noticing the bloody shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex?"