Police Comments

The following 13 Police Comments were taken from
actual police car videos around the country:

#13 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#12 "You take your hands off the car, and I'll make
your birth certificate a worthless document."

#11 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#10 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#9 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I
guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#8 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. 

Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#7 "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning
you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#6 "The answer to this last question will determine
whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#5 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a
place where you go to ride on rides and eat cotton candy."

#4 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas 

but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And....................THE BEST ONE!!

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
You're right, we don't..... Sign here.