Today's Joke: Names

A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep
for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer
pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother
came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks
the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "

Ba-dum-bump!