Wednesday, July 12

Advice for Inner Peace!!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of
the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel !! -- burp. -- 'scuse me. 
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peas.

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