ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!!!!!!!!!

The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the
Energizer Bunny. He was six yrs. old. Authorities believe that the death
occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going,
and going.

"Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone
at the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual overstimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards,
and he kept coming, and coming, and coming.......