Ar-Kansas jokes

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been
invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
(Come'on this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep, Pert near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both

books-- poof! up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . . When a couple
gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what
gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and
camouflage hunting outfit"
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were
told "17 and under are not admitted."
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is
pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?", the doctor asked.
"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"