*Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
*If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
*Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
*Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
*When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
AND REMEMBER......
Life is sexually transmitted
