Need a day off

A  FEW  DAYS  OFF
 
 
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
 
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
boss would think I was "CRAZY" and! give me a few days off.
 
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
 
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
 
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her,
"..And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too.  I can't work in the dark!"