Blonde Logic

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. This week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and that I hadn't paid for the windows.

Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in "ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!"

Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up...and he didn't call back.


Guess I won that stupid argument.