Faith

1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to
death...
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL
have to be maintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5
days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't
such a good idea!
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith
looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.
You will get knocked down by the traffic from both
ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the
handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a
molehill; just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right
person--it's being the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that
held its ground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw
marks all over them.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few
people can hold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then
discover the prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God
is dead and Elvis is alive!
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now
and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress
when it sticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the
fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

And last but not least-God gave the angels wings,
and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.

"The shortest distance between a problem and a
solution is the distance between your knees and the
floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up
to anything." You are richer today if you have
laughed, given or forgiven. "Each day comes bearing
its own gifts; untie the ribbon!"