World Peas

"Festivus for the Rest of Us"??

Funny ad seen in The Onion recalling Seinfeld's Festivus!

Cute Nativity scene

Uff Da

Subject: Two Norskis in a boat 
 

Two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.  This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.  Ole immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Schmidt beer.'  The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into Schmidt beer and the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.  Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled moment Sven said, 'Nice going Ole! ........Now we're going to have to pee in the boat.'

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- Me Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I ' ll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Winter

'WINTER ' 
 
by
Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

Shit,
It's Cold
 
The End

Changing the URL of this Blog

I am revamping this blog -- it's about time, LOL! -- and the first step is changing the location to http://turnipzone.blogspot.com, effective immediately. So make a note of it!


I hope you will enjoy the new changes and updates as I implement them. Thanks!