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Subject: Two Norskis in a boat 
 

Two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.  This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.  Ole immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Schmidt beer.'  The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into Schmidt beer and the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.  Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled moment Sven said, 'Nice going Ole! ........Now we're going to have to pee in the boat.'