Ole and Lena
Lena's car breaks down on Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day, so she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk.
Out of the trunk jump two men; Lars and Sven in trench coats who stand at the
rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening
their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway.
It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs
toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.
And she said "Vell, officer dose are my emergency flashers!"
Lena's car breaks down on Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day, so she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk.
Out of the trunk jump two men; Lars and Sven in trench coats who stand at the
rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening
their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway.
It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs
toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.
And she said "Vell, officer dose are my emergency flashers!"
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