The Blonde Space Program

Today in Washington, at a high-level meeting of all the world's space
agencies, representatives gathered to discuss and coordinate plans for
continued manned exploration of our solar system.

The representative from the United States' space agency, NASA, discussed
America's plans to send a manned mission to Mars and set up a base there
within the next twenty years.

The representative from the Russian space agency proposed sending a mission
to Titan, a somewhat proto-earthlike moon of Saturn (either that or Triton,
a moon of Neptune; they hadn't finalized plans yet.)

The representative from Japan's agency JAXA proposed building a space colony
in the asteroid belt to exploit its tremendous mineral resources, while ESA,
Europe's space agency, wanted to set up a base on Mercury because they
thought they'd enjoy all that sunshine (ouch!)

After China proposed running a cable to the moon, to harness its
solar-collecting power...

Finally, the representative from the Blonde Space Agency delineated their
plans to send a manned mission to the SUN!

The other delegates looked at her simply aghast! "You'll be burned up!",
they exclaimed.

She just looked at them smugly, "No, we won't", she said. "We're going to
send them at night <smirk>."