My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.
My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.
My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.
My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.
My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile", she enjoys the proximity of food.
My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.
My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.
My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.
My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.
My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.
My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.
My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (which should always be the food dish).
Monday, August 7
Politically Correct Terms for Cat Owners
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3 comments:
DJ, thanks for accepting the link exchange request. Yes, mine is an experiment too. I'm still learning on Blogging, Adsense, HTML etc. "Lawak" is in Bahasa Malaysia, in English it's "Jokes".
With the link in place, looks like i will be visiting your place at least once a month for sure.
Coincidently, I am a cat person not a dog person.... Love the jokes
MerapuMan, I was glad to exchange links with you. I hope you don't mind that I looked at the source code for your blog, to see how to place the AdSense in various places on my pages... part of my learning process. :) We seem to be doing the same thing, so maybe we can help each other out a little sometimes. :) Thanks for definition of "Lawak".
~Gab~, Thanks for visiting, and please stop by again; I'm glad you like it. I do have a lot of good material yet to post, including a lot of cat stuff that I'm sure you'll enjoy. :) (I have one particular classic in mind, at the moment; I'll see if I can find it). And as I am using this blog partly to teach myself HTML coding, adsense, etc. (just as MerapuMan is doing at his blog) I will be restructuring it somewhat when I learn how, so that you can find cat jokes (or anything else) a little more easily. I want to learn how to make slick menu bars like they have at Marketwatch.com, for one example. Heck, I might have a whole page just devoted to the furry little critters, LOL. ;-) And I will eventually be treating more subjects beyond jokes, so stay tuned...
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